Tell Me A Joke — Contest

Laughing is one of my most favorite things to do. Right now, most of the jokes around our house are at the second-grade level. A lot of the jokes are made up by preschoolers. You know, those jokes that don’t really make sense but are told with such giggles and gusto that you have to laugh along.

Here are a few that were recently told around our dinner table —

Q. What do zebras have that no other animal has?

A. baby zebras

Q. What kind of candy do you eat on the playground?

A. recess pieces

Q. What’s a snake’s favorite subject?

A. hisssss-tory

And I just have to include one of the made-up ones. I’ve chosen the funniest one. 🙂

Q. What do you get when you cross George Washington and a chicken?

A. George Bockington

OK . . . now it’s your turn. Tell me a joke! Leave a joke in my comment section — a squeaky-clean G-rated joke, please — and you’re automatically entered into the drawing to win this fun joke book.
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I’ll be choosing the winner in one week, on Feb. 27. In the meantime, make me laugh!

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6 responses to “Tell Me A Joke — Contest

  1. Rachel

    This is a favourite around our house…

    Knock, Knock. Who’s there, Banana. Banana who?
    Knock, Knock. Who’s there, Banana. Banana who?
    Knock, Knock. Who’s there, Banana. Banana who?
    Knock, Knock. Who’s there, Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  2. We are totally into nonsense jokes around here. 🙂 Aidan’s favorite is:

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Orange-nana” (hahahahaha–as he erupts into a fit of laughter).

    David’s new favorite one is:
    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Orange.”
    “Orange who?”
    “Orange you going to let me in? It’s cold outside!”
    and again…more laughter erupts… 🙂

    another of his favorites is:

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Cow say.”
    “Cow say who?”
    “Cows don’t say who silly, cows say moo!”

  3. oh…and the boys have come up with some pretty nonsensical knock, knock jokes too, but I always forget to write them down. Aidan’s “Orange-nana” one is the most recent, thus fresh in the memory. 🙂

  4. Thanks for the jokes. My children will enjoy them. 🙂

  5. Rob came up with another joke last night as we were making our bed–I just had to share it with you. We had just finished putting our down comforter on the bed when he looks at me and says: “Did you know that the blue blanket on our bed works for the CIA?” I looked at him like he was crazy and asked, “why did you say that?” He replied, “Because it’s undercover!!!” Ha ha ha ha ha 🙂 Yeah, he was feeling better last night to come up with that humdinger 🙂

  6. Crystal, you win! 🙂

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